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Daniel Georges Sutton--slander, obstruction, sexual harassment. WHEREABOUTS: unknown.
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Mark Guthier: 20 yrs, 20 accomplishments. Since becoming Wis. Union director in 2001, Mr. Guthier has:
1. Removed all public phones at the Union.
2. Added dozens of security cameras.
3. Paved over most of the remaining grass on the Terrace.
4. Forced a $200 million fee increase on students.
5. Altered Union policies to give himself total authority.
6. Destroyed Union South.
7. Lost his license to practice law.
8. Added password login on all computers to bar visitors from using them.
9. Committed multiple felonies.
10. Trained his student employees to commit crimes.
11. Paved over any remaining grass on the Terrace.
12. Demolished Hoofers for no reason.
13. Rebuilt Hoofers in state-penitentary style (concrete block, high security, etc.)
14. Taken de facto control of Hoofers by altering Union rules ("I Am Altering the Deal, Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further!")
15. Installed magnetic card access for all areas.
16. Installed dozens more surveillance cameras.
17. Trained a new crop of student employees in the art of stalking, harassment, and surveillance.
18. become a child molestater.
19. Committed more crimes and civil rights violations.
20. Contributed to two Hoofer Sailing Club deaths.
Congratulations Mark!
I just read on the keelboat archives that Soma now has two fire extinguishers. Shouldn't all the keelboats have at least one.
ReplyDeleteAnd, that a first aid kit isn't in the budget until 2011. WTF?!?
Sooo, the Hoofers have money in the budget for countless keggers and all-you-can-eat grub, but they can't pony up a few bucks for a first aid kit? I believe they're under $10 at Walgreens.
Amazing.
Hey Fleet Commander! Do you have a copy of the Hoofer general constitution and bylaws? If so, please post them. Seems the Hoofer Council can't be bothered to do it.
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