MAKE BETTER FRIENDS!

Commodore's Cup 2013

July 12-20. This year's theme: SAFE DEMOLITION.

Come help us wreck expensive Hoofer boats! Actually they weren't expensive because we didn't pay for them. (You the general club members did We are the Hoofer leaders who sail the big boats.) Anyway, there will be lots of fun at this year's C-Cup:

• drunken partees every night
• alcohol on land at all times
• drinking after dark
• hangovers (like in the movie)
• secret mix courtesy of Capt. J!
• Drunken dancing
• Riotous acts that would be illegal anyplace else!

Need more reasons to participate? Your current friends suck. If you pay the modest C-Cup fee of just $60 ($70 for non-members), you'll meet better friends, like us! (I forget, who's idea was that slogan..?)

NOTE: FIRST TEAM MEETING IS TODAY, JUL 10

Straining to get it done

Q: What smells like fresh dog poop?

A: Hoofers!

At least if you're downwind from one of these portapotties, it does. You are probably smelling the fresh turd of a "shop" employee (or maybe some street person who snuck in late last night), but seriously, who would even step into one of those hot smelly boxes..? I'd go off the end of the pier before doing that, especially on a hot summer day like today. And yet, there is no denying the overripe smell wafting out of those green and blue pottyboxes.

NOTE: I am not suggesting that anyone use the end of a pier as a toilet. That would probably violate dozens of laws and would incur the full wrath of UW police upon you (even though it is perfectly legal for fish and ducks to use the lake as a toilet).