Hoofer Sailing Club: The octopussy

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Daniel Georges Sutton--slander, obstruction, sexual harassment. WHEREABOUTS: unknown.

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TOP NEWS: Edgewood College student drowns off Hoofer sailboat on 6-JUN-2015.... HSC does $10,000 in damages to four boats on their spring break 2014 trip.... UW student drowns off Porter Boat House (dorm) piers on Aug 21, 2013... On Aug 30 2012, another UW student drowned off the Limnology pier....
TOP OLD STORY: Jim Rogers removed as Hoofer Advisor!

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Mark Guthier: 20 yrs, 20 accomplishments. Since becoming Wis. Union director in 2001, Mr. Guthier has:

1. Removed all public phones at the Union.
2. Added dozens of security cameras.
3. Paved over most of the remaining grass on the Terrace.
4. Forced a $200 million fee increase on students.
5. Altered Union policies to give himself total authority.
6. Destroyed Union South.
7. Lost his license to practice law.
8. Added password login on all computers to bar visitors from using them.
9. Committed multiple felonies.
10. Trained his student employees to commit crimes.
11. Paved over any remaining grass on the Terrace.
12. Demolished Hoofers for no reason.
13. Rebuilt Hoofers in state-penitentary style (concrete block, high security, etc.)
14. Taken de facto control of Hoofers by altering Union rules ("I Am Altering the Deal, Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further!")
15. Installed magnetic card access for all areas.
16. Installed dozens more surveillance cameras.
17. Trained a new crop of student employees in the art of stalking, harassment, and surveillance.
18. become a child molestater.
19. Committed more crimes and civil rights violations.
20. Contributed to two Hoofer Sailing Club deaths.

Congratulations Mark!

Friday, October 14, 2016

The octopussy

People are still needed for the keelboat work party this Saturday! We have to get things squared away out there asap. Details are here:

https://lessons.hoofersailing.org/event/59008

The end of the season is always a sad time, but with enough people we can get this done in a couple of hours and then go grab some food. Or go sailing--the forecast for Sat/Sun is looking pretty nice.

Remember, "Many fingers, er, thar she blows, er, many hands make light work! (Sorry, I am preoccupied with Donald Trump.)

Try not to run anyone over in your rush to sign up.

2 comments:

AnonymousFri Dec 09, 05:41:00 PM PST
It appears that the heavy keel fleet has been winterized, But the J'fleet is burried in snow and not tarpped. Anyone know anything about this?
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FrankieThu Dec 22, 12:26:00 AM PST
The J's have had problems ever since the club ran off the last good fleet captain two years ago. But they are tough little boats, I have never heard of problems being caused by not winterizing them.
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