It's August already, meaning it is time once again for the annual Commodore election!! The election will be Wednesday evening at 8PM (check TITU). The commodore election is crucial--the lucky winner receives money, adulation, friends (at least for a year), ratings, and the power to put it to whoever s/he doesn't like! To help you make the right choice, here's a brief summary of each candidate's platform:
Justin Cherniak - "More money for me and other paid staff!"
Dan Burkhart - "Cheaper (and better) beer for socials!"
Margaux Stutz - "I really want to be commodore!"
Try not to throw up at the election.
But marshmallow man looks like a fantastic choice! Pay more $$$ for him and his buddies so they can buy more booze!!!
ReplyDeleteI think y'all expect too much by asking college kids and alcoholics to act like responsible adults.
ReplyDeleteI think ya'll ask too much of Wisconsin Union Director Mark Guthier to acknowledge and address that he too has a problem, like the Hoofer alcoholics he protects, many well over 50 years old, serving booze to underage kids on University grounds on a boat called "Foreplay." Rock on Director Guthier!
ReplyDeleteI approve this message! Hoofer sailing needs as many paid staff members ass possible.
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