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Mark Guthier: 20 yrs, 20 accomplishments. Since becoming Wis. Union director in 2001, Mr. Guthier has:
1. Removed all public phones at the Union.
2. Added dozens of security cameras.
3. Paved over most of the remaining grass on the Terrace.
4. Forced a $200 million fee increase on students.
5. Altered Union policies to give himself total authority.
6. Destroyed Union South.
7. Lost his license to practice law.
8. Added password login on all computers to bar visitors from using them.
9. Committed multiple felonies.
10. Trained his student employees to commit crimes.
11. Paved over any remaining grass on the Terrace.
12. Demolished Hoofers for no reason.
13. Rebuilt Hoofers in state-penitentary style (concrete block, high security, etc.)
14. Taken de facto control of Hoofers by altering Union rules ("I Am Altering the Deal, Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further!")
15. Installed magnetic card access for all areas.
16. Installed dozens more surveillance cameras.
17. Trained a new crop of student employees in the art of stalking, harassment, and surveillance.
18. become a child molestater.
19. Committed more crimes and civil rights violations.
20. Contributed to two Hoofer Sailing Club deaths.
Congratulations Mark!
I rather enjoy the paid shop staff graphic on the side; disconnected, circular. Fleet Commander; this is a truly hilarious flowchart...and accurate to a T! Although, instead of Hoofer Advisor, I suspect you mean "Hoofer Outdoor Programs Coordinator."
ReplyDeleteHighly entertaining and fairly accurate.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious and mostly accurate! Will you license it for use in the ground school manual?
ReplyDeleteHere is a good place to start:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hoofersailing.org/contact
What do you think of the people listed there? What have they done well or poorly?