Saturday, June 7, 2008

Hoofer Sailing wants your cash!

Hoofer leaders urgently need a large influx of cash to help pay their friends, er, the hired staff. All major credit cards accepted!

New this year, you can join the club for four years at a time. No more having to get your checkbook out every single year! Why did the club come up with this insidious plan?

Could it be because membership is dropping and they want to snare people for as long as possible up front..? Read the fine print: NO REFUNDS. If you join for four years, and then find out a month later that the club sucks or that you don't really care for sailing, you just dropped more than five hundred bucks. Or your parents did.

2 comments:

  1. Found too much opposition in your vandalizing the wikipedia page and tried to vent your frustrations into the abyss of blogspot, eh? Pathetic.

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  2. Abyss..? I see you didn't have any trouble finding it.

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