Monday, December 24, 2007

Florida State 42, Wisconsin 13! Yeah!

Ah, Florida--a great place for sailing and football. There's not much sailing news these days, so it seems like a good time for other stuff. The radio is blaring as I type, promoting the benefits of a college football playoff instead of bowl games, probably because so many of the bowls are pathetic jokes. Which one did Wisconsin just lose..? Was it the Carquest Hinder Binder Bowl? It wasn't the Rose Bowl. The fact that anyone even talks about a college football playoff is support for Isaac Asimov's "marching morons theory" which hypothesizes that over time, the human population will become stupider and stupider.

A college playoff is about the dumbest idea since a new Union South. Not only is training football players not the purpose of higher education, but who cares who the "best" college football team is? There's just no need to know, not that a playoff would answer that question anyway. Let us know what you think about college football playoffs or J-22 prerequisites.

(Orig posted: Dec. 27, 2008)

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