Monday, November 14, 2011

Inappropriate kickoff

This Wednesday at 8 PM is the club's Winter Kickoff! Learn how to snow-kite! Snow-kiting is an extreme sport in which you slice across the frozen lake at motorboat speeds on a dangerous little contraption propelled by a kite. If you enjoy frostbite and/or have systemic nerve damage, you will love snow-kiting.

Also this week: This evening (Monday) and Wednesday evening, you can learn how to pleasure yourself (see copy of flyer at right). This event is intended primarily for, um, maybe for people who didn't have any close friends when they were in their early teens..? Another great offering from the folks at the Wisconsin Union! Check TITU for rooms and times.