
How do you know for sure that there's no danger..? Because Hoofers never cancels any classes—not even sailboarding or dinghy testouts (which require a dunking in the lake)!
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Mark Guthier: 20 yrs, 20 accomplishments. Since becoming Wis. Union director in 2001, Mr. Guthier has:
1. Removed all public phones at the Union.
2. Added dozens of security cameras.
3. Paved over most of the remaining grass on the Terrace.
4. Forced a $200 million fee increase on students.
5. Altered Union policies to give himself total authority.
6. Destroyed Union South.
7. Lost his license to practice law.
8. Added password login on all computers to bar visitors from using them.
9. Committed multiple felonies.
10. Trained his student employees to commit crimes.
11. Paved over any remaining grass on the Terrace.
12. Demolished Hoofers for no reason.
13. Rebuilt Hoofers in state-penitentary style (concrete block, high security, etc.)
14. Taken de facto control of Hoofers by altering Union rules ("I Am Altering the Deal, Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further!")
15. Installed magnetic card access for all areas.
16. Installed dozens more surveillance cameras.
17. Trained a new crop of student employees in the art of stalking, harassment, and surveillance.
18. become a child molestater.
19. Committed more crimes and civil rights violations.
20. Contributed to two Hoofer Sailing Club deaths.
Congratulations Mark!
What's your point, Fleet Commander? The University and the Union are engaged in an education campaign to tell people to stay away from toxic blue-green algae. Just as you say to do. They also point out that the blooms are more frequent and bigger than ever before, so your experience from 10 years ago isn't relevant.
ReplyDeleteOh, I don't know if theyare really getting bigger. Two or three years ago, the whole area between the concrete pier and the Red Gym (where the keelboats get lifted in) was completely covered in that shiny aqua scum. It looked like you could walk on it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the bigger issue is, why hasn't Hoofers cancelled lessons in which persons get wet near the shore in this toxic mess? Could it be the paid staff don't get paid otherwise? $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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