Hoofer Sailing Club: Let's have a ball

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Mark Guthier: 20 yrs, 20 accomplishments. Since becoming Wis. Union director in 2001, Mr. Guthier has:

1. Removed all public phones at the Union.
2. Added dozens of security cameras.
3. Paved over most of the remaining grass on the Terrace.
4. Forced a $200 million fee increase on students.
5. Altered Union policies to give himself total authority.
6. Destroyed Union South.
7. Lost his license to practice law.
8. Added password login on all computers to bar visitors from using them.
9. Committed multiple felonies.
10. Trained his student employees to commit crimes.
11. Paved over any remaining grass on the Terrace.
12. Demolished Hoofers for no reason.
13. Rebuilt Hoofers in state-penitentary style (concrete block, high security, etc.)
14. Taken de facto control of Hoofers by altering Union rules ("I Am Altering the Deal, Pray I Don't Alter It Any Further!")
15. Installed magnetic card access for all areas.
16. Installed dozens more surveillance cameras.
17. Trained a new crop of student employees in the art of stalking, harassment, and surveillance.
18. become a child molestater.
19. Committed more crimes and civil rights violations.
20. Contributed to two Hoofer Sailing Club deaths.

Congratulations Mark!

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Let's have a ball

Fabulous weather made for some great sailing on Saturday night for the conclusion of the Commodore's Ball and Commodore's Cup week. In fact, there's great sailing anytime now that the club has ten (or is it 11?) keelboats. Sign up for a keelboat cruise and check out the Hoofer "cruising" scene. Cruises are open to all club members and their guests, and sometimes to the public. Of course, most cruises only happen for special events, e.g. Rhythm & booms, C-Cup, sail-free day, the forthcoming commodore election, etc., so it's hard to actually get on a cruise. Please check with the skipper before bringing alcohol or other drugs on board. Also get the skipper's okay before jumping overboard.

4 comments:

AnonymousSat Jul 25, 04:54:00 PM PDT
Hey Fleet Commander!

Who is depicted in that last comic frame? Are you suggesting Hoofer J-Fleet cruises are, well, outings for "cruising" by middle-aged men preying on young persons?
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Little BirdieTue Jul 28, 12:59:00 PM PDT
Fleet Commander,

Would you mind either posting from your account an email address to contact you at or posting it on the main page?

I see an email address listed on "King's Men" but it appears to have been posted by a pseudo anonymous person entering Fleet Commander instead of from the actual account. (No blue underline)

Thanks
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AnonymousTue Jul 28, 09:32:00 PM PDT
That drawing in the comic looks kind of like George W. Bush. What is he doing on a hoofer sailboat?
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Fleet CommanderWed Jul 29, 09:37:00 AM PDT
Little Birdie,

You can use that email address in the other post. Please don't send cash.
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