In honor of All Hallows' Eve, here's the winner of this year's poetry contest. We hope you "like" it.
Five Fingers of Justice
When the chilly nighttime hours grow,
And powerful nor'westers blow,
Comes knocking at the Hoofer door,
A scratching from the hallway floor.
In beer-laced bliss the doorknob turns
Wherefor a wasted brain discerns,
Pale moonbeams reveal a shape:
A rat, a squirrel, a tiny ape?
Abruptly it scampers into the light,
Ashore to avenge its owner's plight.
Five fingers leade a yellow stump,
Detached from heart, from soul and pump.
At ankle height it coils, then leaps,
Trailing severed end where blood still seeps!
Fast upon the skipper of the boat,
The arm crawls nimbly toward the throat.
Its headless, cat-like corpse alive,
It grabs the Adam's with all five.
A frozen watch reads days gone by;
Now it's time to scream, and die.
With justice served on their mistake,
It crawls back to the cold, dark lake,
The palm and fingertips embossed
With echos of twelve summers lost.
Nice bit of prose. Reminds me of Jason Voorhees at the end of Friday the 13th. https://youtu.be/RObb2QfBnUs?t=13s
ReplyDeleteMaybe that hand can get a hold of the Yu Chen Accident Report that remains unpublished over 5 months later! I will go out on a 'limb' and state that the report will never be published. They've had 5 months to analyze which is almost 1/2 a year and nothing is forthcoming. One of those cases where if they sit on it long enough people lose interest and just forget. Sadly, this appears to be what has happened.
ReplyDeleteI was talking with people who sail on Lake Mendota and they asked me why the whole Yu Chen thing went quiet. Just dark. These are non club members and apparently they aren't the only ones wondering what is happening here. Toxicology should not take almost 6 months. The couple said, maybe someone on that UW Rescue boat is politically connected. It's not just club members but the whole community wondering what is happening at Hoofers. What is going on?
ReplyDeleteWhen a pledge dies at a fraternity, the frat gets disbanded, and sometimes the whole Greek system gets suspended (witness Florida State last week). Hoofers has had TWO negligent deaths in the past 2+ years. What has been the response? We have to wear lifejackets all the time now, even excellent swimmers in no wind. I'll bet Yu Chen was wearing his lifejacket, and it didn't help.
ReplyDeleteBut in response to your question, the UW rescue staff aren't politically connected, they are just state employees, and like cops who blow away innocent civilians when they reach for their wallets, the system is rigged to protect such monsters from liability.
Not that the rescue staff did anything wrong in this case. Yu Chen might have inadvertently hit a wormhole and then reappeared right in front of the motorboat.
OMG, you guys, what are you expecting, the Warren Report? You gonna go full-Oliver Stone over a conspiracy that goes to the highest levels, the HIGHEST levels, I tell you?!
ReplyDeleteBottom line is, the sheriff's office investigated and gave its report to the DA's office, which has taken no action. Because that's how we do in America. People get schmucked by vehicles every single day, and nobody gives a damn. It's only remarkable to you because you knew (of) him.
What about the poor woman who got flattened by a Union van a couple years ago? Law enforcement determined that its back-up beeper was working and with barely an oh-well-shit-happens was on to the next thing.
And on that last point from Anonymous above. "Law enforcement determined that its back-up beeper was working and with barely an oh-well-shit-happens was on to the next thing."
ReplyDeleteWas there an accident report or did everyone just call it a day and leave the public and family to draw their own conclusions? Right. All everyone wants is the accident report re: Yu Chen. That simple. Now why is that not so simple for Law Enforcement to provide an accident report to the public? Or, does it exist and no one bothered to check for it? I don't see a conspiracy here. Just good old cheesehead incompetence. Which is understandable. It's not about conspiracy, it's about closure for someone we did and still do give a darn about.
Let me repeat, the accident report is done. El informe del accidente está hecho. Der Unfallbericht ist fertig. Отчет о несчастных случаях завершен. The DA's office has had it for over two weeks now.
ReplyDeleteCan you obtain and post a copy of the report? Gracias.
ReplyDelete"Let me repeat, the accident report is done. El informe del accidente está hecho. Der Unfallbericht ist fertig. Отчет о несчастных случаях завершен. The DA's office has had it for over two weeks now."
ReplyDeleteAnd you know this how? Comrade, your Russian was a slip that Putin is behind your fake news comment. Don't you have an election to influence? Go troll elsewhere.
Oh well....let us all hope for another lost year for you. Makes it an even 13, right?Perhaps we can add some more to that soon. How can someone who claims to know so much know so very little....and not realize it.
ReplyDeleteYou are yesterdays news, Kommodore
Man, Hoofers club is messed up. Do you people realize this is available publicly? One of the other parents turned me onto this blog, and wow. I will not be bringing my kid back next year.
ReplyDeleteWe aim ta please. Mainly, we aims to provide paying jobs for our buddies. Thats where you (general club members and youth program) come in. We also try to keep out da riffraff.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I aim to skipper the T10 next summer, That means suckin up and doing whateva I hafta. Word to the wise: sailing and seamanship wont get ya that rating. It takes a little somethin extra. like getting down on your knees.
Cant hack it? Maybe try canoeing instead. This aint your grandaddys sailing club.
I can clearly see that, Ive heard enough to know that Hoofers Sailing Program has serious issues. Ive heard also that people with disabilities are targeted. We will be going elsewhere from now on. And Ill be reporting to the other parents. You seriously need to be investigated before any children are allowed down there.
ReplyDeleteWhat did you expect? You let your children play all summer in swimsuits around unsupervised teenagers?!? Don't blame us for your poor parenting. We are all here just to have a good time.
ReplyDelete"We will be going elsewhere from now on. And Ill be reporting to the other parents. You seriously need to be investigated before any children are allowed down there."
ReplyDeleteYou seriously believe everything you read on an unofficial Hoofers Sailing Club blog from Anonymous posters? And that would be the reason to not allow your children to go to Hoofers? The best way to protect your children is to put them in plastic bubbles where they can roll around the backyard safe from ticks, mosquitoes, winged bats, and the snob-goblins of your wildest parental hallucinations.
Gimme a break! It's just a few Internet posters blowing-off steam.
PS Put Lifejackets on the kids. That way they'll survive the water. And put away a few thou for their therapy sessions regarding their helicopter parent.
Over 6 months which is a 1/2 year and the Yu Chen Accident Report is out or not? Seems to be some contradictory in the above posts. If it is available can you post to this site?
ReplyDeleteThe report is done and was sent to the district attorney. The DA hasn't decided whether to file charges yet.
ReplyDeletehttp://host.madison.com/ct/news/local/education/university/report-on-death-of-windsurfer-killed-in-collision-with-uw/article_859e5e25-7d5d-509f-a622-fdadbeeb6731.html
When the DA's office completes its investigation you can request a copy of the report.
https://danesheriff.com/Divisions/Support-Services/records
Do we really need an official report to know what happened? It's obvious. Yep. Nothing to see here people, keep moving along.
ReplyDeleteCan we get to Packer Talk? Rodgers might be back for the next game. Woo-hoo! Keeping those playoff hopes alive!
ReplyDeleteSuper Bowl!
ReplyDeleteLet's not jump too far ahead of ourselves. Need to win against Vikings and Lions with Aaron Rodgers while Seattle and Dallas split or lose both of their final games. Woo-hoo! Get the Cheez-Wiz and Saltines ready.
ReplyDeleteNot looking good for the Packers. Better luck next season. Packers Training Camp starts in July, 2018. Maybe we'll have seen the official Yu Chen Accident Report by then. More likely that the Bears will win the NFC Championship game before that submerged report sees the light of day.
ReplyDeleteIt's already depressing having the Packers bow-out. And Bucky winds-up #2 yet again. Time for that abomination and bad luck curse, NAILS' TALES, outside Camp Randall to come down. What is up with that thing? It looks like a stack of geese droppings. Now for the curse. Bucky has been stymied and stuck with #2 (appropriate given that statue) ever since NAILS' TALES went up in 2005.
ReplyDeleteThis Christmas, Governor Walker can lift the veil of gloom by having a WI National Guard Unit drive a tank to NAILS' TALES, throw a chain around it, and pull it down while Bucky Fans pound the statue with the soles of their shoes. Great Photo-op for the Governor driving a tank back and forth over the remains. It would endear the Governor to the citizenry and clinch 2018 for him.
Curious. Anyone ever try to explain to a campus visitor what NAILS' TALES is? Footballs? I thought it was a pile of .....
I don't often agree, but this I have to. It really is an ugly pile of something. Lift the #2 curse by getting rid of that eyesore. Walker can do this.
ReplyDeleteBlog Moderator? Can we get a new topic going on this?
Mr. Walker, tear down the turds.
ReplyDeleteThanks to NAILS' TALES, UW Badgers Football doomed to be #2 forever. Another correlation? Since NAILS' TALES went up there have been 2 fatalities at Hoofers Sailing Club. There's that #2 again.
ReplyDeleteTime to remove the eyesore and jinx that is NAILS' TALES. Bucky goes back to the Rose Bowl and Hoofer sailors can sail safely about the lake.
BREAKING NEWS!
ReplyDeleteYu Chen: The sheriff's office just completed their investigation and handed the case over to the DA's office before the holidays. The DA hasn't made a decision on the case yet, but will soon.
Current Status of Yu Chen 'incident' can be found in this news story released last week by WKOW-TV. Copy and paste the link into a browser window to view.
ReplyDeleteNine months later, friends await resolution in case of windsurfer's death
http://www.wkow.com/story/37306726/2018/01/19/friends-seeking-answers-mourning-death-of-windsurfer
I always kind of liked "Nails tales", that statue outside Camp Randall. It looks like a big dick, standing there giving the middle finger to visiting teams.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure there is any correlation between it's erection (no pun intended) in 2005 and the inability of UW football to win a national championship, or with sailing deaths, or anything else.