Q: What smells like fresh dog poop?
A: Hoofers!
At least if you're downwind from one of these portapotties, it does. You are probably smelling the fresh turd of a "shop" employee (or maybe some street person who snuck in late last night), but seriously, who would even step into one of those hot smelly boxes..? I'd go off the end of the pier before doing that, especially on a hot summer day like today. And yet, there is no denying the overripe smell wafting out of those green and blue pottyboxes.
NOTE: I am not suggesting that anyone use the end of a pier as a toilet. That would probably violate dozens of laws and would incur the full wrath of UW police upon you (even though it is perfectly legal for fish and ducks to use the lake as a toilet).
No comments:
Post a Comment