This Wednesday at 8 PM is the club's Winter Kickoff! Learn how to snow-kite! Snow-kiting is an extreme sport in which you slice across the frozen lake at motorboat speeds on a dangerous little contraption propelled by a kite. If you enjoy frostbite and/or have systemic nerve damage, you will love snow-kiting. Also this week: This evening (Monday) and Wednesday evening, you can learn how to pleasure yourself (see copy of flyer at right). This event is intended primarily for, um, maybe for people who didn't have any close friends when they were in their early teens..? Another great offering from the folks at the Wisconsin Union! Check TITU for rooms and times.
Why, this is highly appropriate for young Hoofer sailors. They might learn that for the pleasure of one's partner, she should be conscious and alert rather than passed-out drunk.
ReplyDeleteSo immaturely impish for what should be young adults. This is what the bourgeois that infects the Hoofers and UW-Madison do as the country crumbles; just like elites of any era. They obsess with the vain pursuits of jacking each other off, openly and obnoxiously, feeding further their inflated egos, while catastrophic economic and environmental collapse fast approaches. Shows how utterly devoid of pedagogical objective anybody is at Wisconsin Union.
ReplyDeleteSeems like Winter Kiting would be stimulating enough. But the only spurtage would happen when I lose total bowel control at speeds of 60 MPH. Kind of like a reverse airbag filling my snow pants for when I land on my butt.
ReplyDeleteThanks man, that really makes me want to try snow kiting. Oh wait, the lake isn't even frozen yet!
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