Thursday, August 4, 2011

In the shadow of death, new life

Last night a new commodore was elected, more or less by default since the only other real candidate was overseas and couldn't speak on his own behalf. As usual, there was some chaos and confusion leading up to the election, e.g . TITU said the election was at 8 pm, Hoofers was telling people 9 pm, and the chalkboard by the tunnel said 8:30pm--until they changed it to 9 (at around 8:30). The club's facebook site featured a great post announcing the 9pm election--at 8:42pm. Way to go, Michelle! Yes, there was an email too, but who reads their email?

Immediately before the election, an emergency BOC meeting took place to discuss revoking a club membership. The victim was Jack Thorneau (not his real name), who was accused of various rules violations, negative interactions, etc--the typical crap. Of course, obnoxious behaviour isn't allowed in HSC--unless you're a current employee. To help provide the proper creepy atmosphere, Union staffer Susan Dibbell was summoned along with her $88,620 annual salary.

AUG 6 update: In a laughable and kinda creepy move, the time of the post announcing the election has been changed to 6:12 pm on the club's facebook site, apparently to try to make it look like club officers are really on top of things. You can tell the post time was altered because it's the only one out of order. Yes, I am bored, but OMG!

3 comments:

  1. Who the heck is Jack Thorneau?

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  2. And, and, what was the process by which they kicked Jack Thoreau out of a recreational outlet operated by the state government? Did they close the meeting so they and special invited others could defame Mr. Thoreau in the Wisconsin Union Star Chamber that is Hoofer Sailing Club?

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  3. It was a secret meeting for certain BOC members, at least, some weren't informed in advance. The word is that they accused him of too much complaining about ratings and harassing women, nothing new for Hoofers.

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