The election results are in! Our new commodore is Margaux, with a whopping 64% of the vote! That was really easy to calculate because she got 64 votes and a total of 100 votes were cast. apparently. Preliminary numbers:
Margie 64 Justin 26 Dan 10
But wait... photos taken at the election show that only about 45 people were present! Were the officials too drunk to count? Those guys in the second row look pretty hammered (what's that guy in the maroon shirt doing--getting ready to heave into his cup?) Or was it simply business as usual?
We think the latter.
Let's see if management don't alter those numbers downward to better reflect the number of people who were actually there...
Maroon shirt dude is Joe King. I think he has some kind of brain damage, so it's possible that his (seeming) catatonic state has nothing to do with alcohol.
ReplyDeletehow does 64+26+10=100?
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