Do you have what it takes to become a
Hoofer Sailing instructor? Click below to see some of some of the perks that make this the most popular job in Madison! (javascript required)
Note that everything on this list is
free for instructors. Best of all, these are things that general club members (a.k.a. customers)
don't get....
[CLICK HERE to see Instructor perks]
HOOFER SAILING INSTRUCTOR BENEFITS:
1. Keys to the lakefront
2. a red lifejacket as a status symbol
3. cash for participating (i.e. hourly wage)
4. a locker at Hoofers
5. weekly private parties
6. weekly bonding meetings
7. whatever ratings you want (or fast-tracking if you're incompetent)
8. paid training
9. Your picture on the website and annual poster
10. elevated status
11. access to offices and other "club" spaces
12. unfettered access to HSC library, etc.
13. ability to add/alter/remove other people's ratings
14. ability to abuse others with penalties, etc.
15. immunity from prosecution for any screw-ups
16. liability insurance for those screw-ups
17. invites to private special events
18. membership on private email lists
19. private paid retreats each summer
20. instructor-only newsletter
21. free manuals of your choice
22. free annual instructor t-shirt
23. instructor swimsuit calendar (some years)
24. first choice at signing out boats
25. instant crew (e.g. for keelboats and scows)
26. access to computers, e.g. to check weather
27. use of VHF radios and other equipment
28. free beer paid for by general club members
29. ability to break the rules w/o repercussions
30. authorization to sail keelboats w/o the required crew
31. access to the shop for repairs, lines, etc.
32. A FREE annual membership
(If we've missed anything, please leave a commment!)
Simply put, HSC instructors
are "the club". That's because we are
cooler than other people. You can
aapppply here.
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